NO!!!

Must I watch these suspenseful shows? First ER does the cliff hanger, now the Desperate Housewives have Mike hit by a car driven Orson. Who apparently likes Susan, but he's beginning to pal around with Bree. They pretty much closed off all the big season storylines, but they left it hanging with Mike getting hit. Is he dead? I hope not. If it turns out he is, I may have to cry. Jeez. Karl is beginning to stop acting weird, now Orson does it. Too many guys like Susan. The poor woman just wants her Mike, and Orson hits him with his car! Agh! Oh, and I wanted Bree to stay with Peter. Andrew has to ruin everything, doesn't he? Then again, I didn't want Rex to die either.

List of people I always thought were creepy:
Zach Young
Paul Young
George Williams
Matthew Applewhite
Orson

Hmm. I could go on a bit longer, but I don't think I will. The point is MIKE BETTER NOT BE DEAD!