Okay...

I was bored out of my mind and decided to search ljs randomly. Things can get pretty scary. They've never gotten that weird before when I've done random searches. o_O

This is what I do to cure boredom...

I just finished rereading HBP again today. Can you tell? Some of these I left out...the results were above and beyond anything but normal...not even hilariously funny either. How can muggle studies be your favorite class and then you're a death eater when you leave school? Oh, and some were far too disturbing to post.

Which Harry Potter guy falls in love with you? by Chili
Name/UserName:
House:
Who:	Harry Potter
When...	...he watches you during detention
How he tells you:	He grabs and seduces you in a dark corner.
What you do then:	Moan.
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I don't know why I put Gryffindor...yielded interesting results, though.

what cool harry potter character icons are you?(back to old type) by sam55lv
name
age
favorite HP character	Harry PotterHermione GrangerRon WeasleyDraco MalfoyGinny WeasleyCho ChangVictor KrumFleur DelacourCedric DiggoryAlbus DumbledoreSirius BlackSeverus SnapeVoldemortNeville LongbottomFred and GeorgeOther
Harry Potter icon
Ron Weasley icon
Hermione Granger icon
Your House icon
Random Hp Icon
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I figured I'd go with the movies for this one since most of the icons appear to be from the movies (in the books Sirius is my favorite character).

Which Harry Potter Male is Stalking You? by Dooreatoe
Name/Username
Favorite Color
Your Stalker	Sirius Black
Days he has been stalking you	222
Where he is right now	Do you feel someone touching you?
How do you find out?	You find a love letter written in blood
How it all ends	You agree to go out with him, almost causing him to wet himself
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Well, that's...just...creepy...

Who are your Husbands from Lord of The Rings, Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean? by orliana
What is your name?
Whats your favourites colour?
How old are you?
Your Lord of the Rings Husband is:	Saruman the White
Your Harry Potter Husband is:	Snape
Your Pirates of the Carribean is:	Mr. Gibb
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I'm quite sure all of that is just wrong.

Seduced By A Hogwarts Professor (Preferably For The Girls, no Harry Potters please) by dezthewicked
Name:
Which Male Professor:	Professor Sirius Black
Where:	In Your Dormatory
What Pick-up Line Does He Use??	"Do you have any Pureblood in you?...Do you want some?"
How Does He Do It?	You start seducing him, then he catches on and goes with the flow
What Was it Like?	"Oh, you kinow...*wink...he's the Master"
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WTF? Since when is Sirius a Hogwarts teacher?

If you were in a Harry Potter book... by Chu_Chu
LJ User Name:
Your House would be:	Hufflepuff
Your favourite activity would be:	Hiding out away from everyone else
Your Name would be:	Genna Malfoy
Your best friend would be:	Severus Snape
Your mission would be:	To transfer to Durmstrang.
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Finally a normal quiz...even if the answers aren't all that normal.

Harry Potter Common Room-All Your Hogwarts Skills Revealed by dezthewicked
Name:
Age:
House:	Hufflepuff
Animagus Form:	unicorn
Speciality:	Charms
Pet:	Toad
What did you do?	You pulled off Dumbledore's wig and beard and revealed him as Martha Stewart (no wonder he was so good at interior decorating)
Quidditch Position:	Chaser
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Martha Stewart? lmfao.

You've been kissed by a Harry Potter actor.. by hailme
Name
Random #
He..	asks if he can try something
and..	grabs your hands
then he..	kisses you passionately
and..	looks away, embarassed of being so forward
Then he says..	Nothing.
And you say..	"Err.. um.."
Then he..	hugs you
Who kissed you:	Robert Pattinson
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ROBERT PATTINSON!!!! Excuse me...YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm done.

What is your Harry Potter name? (girls) by flyawayfromhere
Name/Username
Age
Favorite colour
First name	Lalande
Surname	Wistrach
House	Gryffindor
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I see.

If I were in Harry Potter.... by sexy_sax_playa
Wizard name
Friends	Snape
Grades at Hogwarts: 8%
Animagi animal	snake
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Hmmm...

Your Harry Potter Mary-Sue by TheAngstJunkie
LJ Username
Favorite character
House
Hair	Silky, thick, straight, blue-black hair.
Relationship to a main char.	Snape's daughter.
Mary-Sue power	Telekinesis
Eyes	Silver
Romance	Sirius Black's fiancé
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Any fanfiction writer that knows what they're doing when writing an OC for anything they're a fan of will get this.

I think I'm done. Anymore and I'll be seriously scarred for life.